Saying I Do to Donuts: The Salty Donut Miami

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I know I am a dog and that dogs don’t really ever get married, but if I could, I would totally marry the donuts over at The Salty Donut.

This past weekend, the human went to the Salty Donut & Coffee Bar in the Wynwood Design District and bought herself some artisanal doughnuts. Artisanal? I’m not so sure what that means either but I have a feeling it means; the freshest, most delightfully decadent, to-die-for, tire-shaped pastries, around.

Donuts, You Say?

I could smell these bad boys while the human was in the elevator on her way up from the parking garage. Specifically, the Maple Bacon donut. That’s right. M-A-P-L-E….B-A-C-O-N.

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If that name and this photo (above) do not make your mouth water, then this description surely will: 24-hour raised brioche donut with pure maple glaze and Miami Smokers ‘bacon cracklings’.

It was TORTURE to have the donut waved in front of me for this photo-op. I was filled with a deep desire to lick and taste it and throw caution to the wind and devour it. But I was a good boy and I listened to the human when she told me to ‘Leave It’.  You might think this was a cruel form of punishment but the human did give me some of the bacon when the photoshoot was over. Man, was that bacon pawsome!!

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The second donut the human brought home, had something called chocolate which I was not allowed to try. Chocolate = not good for handsome dogs such as myself. The Baked Somoa ‘Cookie’ Donut which the human describes as guilt-free goodness, was a baked cake donut covered in coconut milk caramel, toasted coconut, & dark chocolate ganache.

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As much as I tried to mind control the human into giving me a piece, she did not budge. Apawrently, there’s another visit planned sometime soon. Next time, I get to tag along. 🙂

Maybe then, I can mind-control the patrons into giving me all of the donuts! I will let you know how that goes.

 

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