Last year was my first Halloween and for some reason, the human made the horrible (yet very cute) decision to dress me up as a Holy Cow (see below).
Although I got lots of treats for this very un-macho excuse of a costume, I promised myself that I would be present during the costume selection process this year.
This year, I plan to pick a macho Halloween costume. Follow these simple tips and you too can dress like a tough, macho fur-man this Halloween.
How to Pick a Macho Halloween Costume:
- Select a costume that really brings out the tough animal in you. Maybe a tiger…or even a bear. You know, something ferocious and wild.
- Select a costume that brings out the giant in you. Maybe a hippo…or even a wise and majestic elephant. That’s 13,000 pounds of solid bad-ass-ness.
- If all else fails, select a costume that brings out the hero in you. Maybe batman…or even superman. You know, something all the chicks dig. Oh, you are in despair? Don’t worry, The Haminator will come save you!
What do you plan on dressing up for Halloween? Let me know by leaving a comment below 🙂